Hey, this is me.
say baby girl one more time. jesus h christ
if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me
he has one shirt in his closet and he doesnt even wear it
excuse me while I come and take your cats now.
I almost punched my screen
I’m playing with fire.
I was hesitant to kiss him tonight, because I thought he was joking. But he wasn’t. He wasn’t.
"They say you don’t get over someone until you find someone or something better. As humans, we don’t deal well with emptiness. Any empty space must be filled. Immediately. The pain of emptiness is too strong. It compels the victim to fill that place. A single moment with that empty spot causes excruciating pain. That’s why we run from distraction to distraction—and from attachment to attachment."
Yasmin Mogahed (via stevenbong)
Terrifying. In principle there seems to be nothing extraordinary in this photo, but if you go to the original source (click the image), you’ll reach to the freakish original resolution of 70,000 x 30,000 pixels. Then you can enlarge… and you’ll be able to distinguish every single face in the crowd. Creepy huh?
Some of my favorites
You can see into the apartments near the back, holy crap.
ah but who could forget
rude man interupting kiss
missing girlfriend torso
found torso, actually boyfriend
nicolas cage in disguise
disgruntled michael cera
man holding conversation with half a man
man sharting himself
and everyone in this picture
I FUCKING FOUND HIM
i have so many questions but first of all