Bf: there's only one direction
Me: backwards?
Bf: no,the band!!
I’ve never related to a post so much.

I’ve never related to a post so much.

(Source: feellng, via the-sun-persists-in-rising)

"I’d eat it with you."

My boyfriend, while we were watching something on people in certain cultures eating the amniotic sac.

My boyfriend is the cutest.

Watching him play counter strike is adorable.

When 5th graders have facebook

officialyaoi-hands:

fattynunchucks:

cholaorwhoreientmade:

bootycaller:

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shut the heak up kenzie

Who peed in your cheerios this is morning. 

I am going 2 spell things write

she corrects bailey on Just but spells Hurt wrong…true

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Tumblr dream come true

Was just laying in bed after waking up at 540am and having sex with my boyfriend. Just minding my own business scrolling through my porn filled dash because, why not? All of a sudden my boyfriend is back for round two. It’s only 745am and I can’t wait for round 3. ;)

agelfeygelach:

roachpatrol:

tastefullyoffensive:

Science Penguin [x]

i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight

And penguins lack large terrestrial predators, so their reaction to humans tends to be, “HELLO STRANGE GIANT PENGUINS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU HAVE ANY FISH?”

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If you can’t laugh during sex, you’re having sex with the wrong person.

Someone left me this on my windshield. I have a pretty good idea of who it is. Some people are so low.

Someone left me this on my windshield. I have a pretty good idea of who it is. Some people are so low.

One Direction concert with @shanfitz14 #loveit #onedirection #toronto #1D #rogerscenter

One Direction concert with @shanfitz14 #loveit #onedirection #toronto #1D #rogerscenter

Reblog if no matter if you have 50,000 or 50 followers, you appreciate every single one. Reblog if you appreciate the messages you get, whether it’s 100 or 1. Reblog if a little smile comes across your face everytime you see a new follower or message. Reblog if even though most of us aren’t tumblr famous, we appreciate the little things.

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Fuck my life.

One of my best friends is mad at me and I can’t argue because I know I did something that hurt him. But I didn’t mean to do anything. Fuck. I feel like shit