The days when I use to be able to make bows out of my hair

The days when I use to be able to make bows out of my hair

Go down a waterslide when it isn’t wet and you’ll understand why foreplay is so important.

Or lube…

(via sexual-feelings)

ewokk:

kissing is great

but wow when you get to kiss someone you have feelings for and you’ve wanted to kiss them for the longest time and you get to stroke their face and you’re so aware of their body and how nice their lips feel

(via the-sun-persists-in-rising)

"If I was a chipmunk, I’d be right in people’s hands. Lickin’ them and shit."

We were feeding chipmunks.

Enter to win a $100 etsy giftcard. I loveeee etsy.

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Bf: babe lets go to the park after dinner.
Me: what park?
Bf: any park lets play catch, you love catch remember?

What it’s like to be a twenty something.

We didn’t have anything at the house to eat except for potatoes. So we made mashed potatoes and now we are making french fries.

xsista:


I was helping my little brother
Where the fuck does jack come from

The most accurate representation of math I’ve seen yet.


Well the sum of both is also the page number.

xsista:

I was helping my little brother

Where the fuck does jack come from

The most accurate representation of math I’ve seen yet.

Well the sum of both is also the page number.

(Source: spoopypoops, via the-sun-persists-in-rising)

Bf: I'm the water bottle man though.
Me:
Bf: Am I the water bottle man?
Me: Yes, you're the water bottle man, babe.
Bf: Thankyou.

Watching the land before time.

Petrie: I smell..I smell..I smell..
Bf: pussy
Bf: there's only one direction...
Me: backwards?
Bf: no, the band!!!!
shitmybfsayz:

Went to the mall with my boyfriend today. He asked me if I wanted to go into “Clitoria.” In his defense, the cursive ‘A’ is a little misleading. I love him.

shitmybfsayz:

Went to the mall with my boyfriend today. He asked me if I wanted to go into “Clitoria.” In his defense, the cursive ‘A’ is a little misleading. I love him.

Bf: there's only one direction
Me: backwards?
Bf: no,the band!!
I’ve never related to a post so much.

I’ve never related to a post so much.

(Source: feellng, via the-sun-persists-in-rising)